There’s Something Really Wrong With This Picture Of The Seattle Seahawks Mascot And Their Punter’s Girlfriend

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This is quite the oversight.

The Seattle Seahawks mascot, Blitz, has a serious wardrobe malfunction going on in his outfit. He’s a bird, so naturally, he has feathers on his costume. Unfortunately, when he goes “spread eagle,” it looks like his little bird wang is peeking out of his tight pants.

Even funnier, this is the Seahawks’ punter Jon Ryan’s girlfriend, comedienne Sarah Colonna.

Looks like the Seahawks mascot wrangler is gonna have to make a few alterations to Blitz’s get up. You can’t just go running around CenturyLink Field inadvertently hanging dong in every picture you take with fans..

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