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I’ll just go ahead and ruin your Thursday: Big Sean now has a VIP Chipotle card.
Yep. The guy whose verse on noted banger “Clique” you either mute, laugh at, or skip entirely is now a very important person in the eyes of the burrito giant. For context, I’ve included the verse below.
I tell a bad bitch do whatever I say
My block behind me like I’m coming out the driveway
It’s grind day, from Friday, to next Friday
I been up straight for nine days, I need a spa day
Yup, she trying get me that poo-tang
I might let my crew bang, my crew deeper than Wu Tang
I’m rolling with… fuck I’m saying? Girl, you know my crew name
You know 2 Chainz? Scrrr! I’m pulling up in that Bruce Wayne
But I’m the fucking villain, man, they kneeling when I’m walking in the building
Freaky women I be feeling from the bank accounts I’m filling
What a feeling, ah man, they gotta be
Young player from the D that’s killing everything that he see for the dough
He needs a spa day? Okay. He might let his crew bang? Seems rapey, but that’s just my jealous ass speaking out of turn, I guess. How did Big Sean obtain the coveted VIP Chipotle status? Apparently the dude loves Chipotle.
Man I'm fuckin addicted to chipotle… Damn
— Big Sean (@BigSean) September 8, 2011
Image via Mat Hayward / Shutterstock.com
[via First We Feast]
He’s wealthy enough to be able to easily afford eating Chipotle everyday for the rest of his life, but now he gets to eat it for free everyday because he’s wealthy. Life truly is cruel.
Lets all be honest here. The only person who did a good job on that song is Jay-Z.
Real talk, when he is bankrupt in about 10 years like every other mid level rapper out there, this thing is gonna come in handy when it’s either eat or buy a new water heater.