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People love a secret menu. It’s a great way to feel like an insider, even though feeling like an insider at a place like, oh, I dunno, McDonald’s is kind of sad.
Well, food hipsters are rejoicing today, as word got out that noted fast food juggernaut McDonald’s has a secret menu. Kind of. Thanks to a hard hitting Reddit AMA with a McDonald’s store manager, the Internet is ablaze with off-menu items being ordered across the globe.
I’ll just go ahead and go on record and state that ordering an off-menu item at McDonald’s is close to rock bottom. I don’t have an axe to grind here, they’re serving billions every day from what I understand, but there’s just something inherently try-hard about getting cute with your order. Full disclosure, though, I’m a Whataburger loyalist, and The Hulk is one of, if not the, greatest off-menu item of all time.
“Mc10:35,” or as I call it, the McBonerKiller
A photo posted by Second Amendment Sauce Co. (@2asauce) on
“Monster Mac” and “McCrepe” (McCrap)
Includes 8-patty Monster Mac and McCrepe #9NewsMornings http://t.co/JGjza6v09d pic.twitter.com/amzfOQ2UXP
— 9NEWS Denver (@9NEWS) July 21, 2015
“McGangBang” otherwise known as, McTryHard
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“The Land, Air And Sea” more like the “Land, Air and C”
Here’s ‘The Land Air and Sea Burger’ that’s supposedly on a secret @McDonalds menu: http://t.co/SIkchr93hJ pic.twitter.com/CnTGoEmwr7
— WFSB Channel 3 (@WFSBnews) July 21, 2015
There you go. I’m sure you all can’t wait to head down to your local McDonald’s to have the poor SOB working the register look at you like a moron when you ask for a McGangBang. Eat responsibly. .
Image via Vytautas Kielaitis / Shutterstock.com
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I usually avoid McDonalds purely because of how terrible I feel after eating it but damnit does that Mc10:35 look good
I would hate to be a gastroenterologist. The McDonald’s secret menu sounds like a escorts happy hour. You may enjoy it now, but you’re going to hate yourself the next day.
Those look McGross.
I’d put a copyright on “chikerito” and sell the rights.
You call it “The Hulk” I call it the “chickerito” let’s just agree to let bygones be bygones