There Is A Certified Dick Photographer In New York City

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Well, today is the day I never thought I’d ever see, ahem, coming… I just had to say, “Question on that dick photographer” to essentially one of my superiors. In the video here you are not mistaken there is now a New York-based “Dick Photographer” or “Dick-tographer” (that’s now a profession) as I’ll be calling it. Soraya Doolbaz is available to photograph your junk, and it looks like she won’t shaft you on the quality either. In the video, you can see she takes some real quality headshots.

I thought I was a mastermind back in my hey-day with what I thought were Snapchat masterpieces with patented dick doodles like, “Dickey Mouse”, “The Hulk”, and “The Nutterfly” but she literally takes this to the next level. Her prints have been selling upwards of $10,000 and she was featured at one of the biggest art expos of the world, “Art Basel” located in Miami.

I may or may not have to make a drive to NYC just to get some headshots for my professional portfolio for the sake of content and my promise of #Smut2016 but they may not be up for a fluff piece like that.

They always said, “work smart, not hard,” but it looks like I’d have to do both modeling for her. .

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