#TheDress Is Happening All Over Again Because Of This Awful Shoe

Remember in Kindergarten when colors were drilled so deep into your brain that you never once questioned, “What is this color?” And then remember #TheDress that made you question literally everything you ever thought you knew in this world? Welp, brace yourselves and riddle me this: which nail polish goes best with this shoe?


I mean, is it pink? Is it purple? Is that even a real color? Why do you own those shoes? Is that OPI or China Glaze? And don’t tell me that doesn’t matter because it does.

You would think I would find some solace in the fact that, at least this time around, I can see BOTH colors; but instead, it’s just making me wonder if I truly even know pink from purple. All I really know is that the shoe in question is going to be hideous regardless of which nail polish you wear.

[via Buzzfeed]

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