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Every year, Google releases their list of the top “trending people” – those that we looked for the most over the last year (not including those who died – RIP.) And when looking at the list for this year, I can’t help but notice that the people we were most interested in makes us look like a bunch of sick fucks who enjoy other people’s misfortune.
But, there is a bright side — there’s not a single Kardashian sister on the list. Sorry, Kim.
10. Josh Duggar
Kicking the list off with this hypocrite. At least there’s someone that’s a bigger immoral asshole than we are, right?
9. Adele
At minimum, 50% of this traffic was me A.) Googling the lyrics to “Hello” so I could tweet them while crying and B.) desperately searching for tickets to her 2016 North American tour since it sold out in about 2 minutes.
8. Rachel Dolezal
She’s kind of like that whole black/blue vs. gold/cream dress debate thing, but in human form. I’m still not really sure what color she is. I see sort of an orange-hue, personally.
7. Brian Williams
I’m not gonna lie, this one made me sad. There was something always sort of comforting about Williams during times of tragedy for me. But like most men that I trust, he turned out to be a big fat liar.
6. Charlie Sheen
I literally can’t think of anything witty to say about someone having HIV. Nor should I. So, moving on.
5. Ruby Rose
I just had to Google her because I literally have no idea who this is.
4. Donald Trump
I can’t. I just can’t. Next.
3. Ronda Rousey
I wonder if the majority of her traffic came before or after she got her cocky (yet shapely) ass handed to her by Holly Holm?
2. Caitlyn Jenner
Okay, serious note: I don’t know if she’s a hero, and I’m not going to debate that point, but it takes some major courage to publicly admit who you truly are after a lifetime of living in a body that you didn’t feel was right. Props, girl. Props.
1. Lamar Odom
The man was a solid NBA player, then he married a Kardashian. But yet it took him falling into a coma from a drug overdose while kicking it with two hookers at a Las Vegas brothel for him to become the most searched person on the internet. What exactly does that say about us, kids? .
[via Cosmopolitan]
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It took you this long to lose faith in humanity?
Well I thought we were all on board that Caitlyn Jenner is an amazing, beautiful woman who had the exquisite bravery of a butterfly flying against the wind.
Yeah, of course they get googled more than role model types, they all have one thing in common: Controversy…except Ruby Rose. I assume people only google Ruby Rose because they hear everyone talking about how fucking cool she is and they need to read up on her so they can join the wave to not only sound topical, but also to appear supportive of the LGBT community in front of their friends.
I just wanted to see her naked