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For the well-worth-it price of $250 American dollars, your hungover days can be behind you.
For your $250, a nurse will come to your home and load you up with all sorts of hangover busting drugs. Sounds kind of sketchy – but then again, if you’re paying for this service, you probably did something even sketchier the night before.
The IV Doctor (previously only available to those bastards who kept it a secret in NYC, but is now expanding to the Hamptons and Chicago this summer) is an in-home hangover treatments that is essentially a intravenous Molotov cocktail consisting of some of the finest drugs you can find on the street. It’s actually all completely legal and can also be found in your nearest hospital, albeit much more expensive.
A little Zofran for your nausea, a little Pepcid for your heartburn, some Toradol for your headache and you’ll be a brand new person.
It’s apparently been reviewed by some guy who went through a long night of slamming some vodka martinis and whiskey sours. He claims IV Doctor helped him achieve a “state of heightened alrightness.” He went on to call it “a victory.”
Leaps and bounds, people. Expensive leaps and bounds, but leaps and bounds.