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We just capped off an incredibly long weekend of drinking to excess, eating food we probably shouldn’t, and (most importantly) college football. And while I can say that college football filled a void that has been missing from my life for about seven months, there was something missing amongst the pageantry and shots on ESPN of drunk co-eds: the National Football League, or NFL for short.
Thankfully, the NFL returns to regular season action on Thursday with a rematch of the Super Bowl from earlier this year between the Broncos and Panthers. As a Detroit Lions fan, I’m not expecting much this season other than disappointment and heartbreak. I will, however, be switching from white wine to Bud Light for the foreseeable future because that’s just what I do when football season rolls around.
These team cans are available for every team in the league, so I’m just assuming the only ones I’ll be able to buy in Austin are of the Houston or Dallas variety. Here’s to hoping I can Amazon Prime some Lions Bud Lights as I sort of hate the Cowboys and the Texans with the fire of a thousand suns. .
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