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I’m getting married next Saturday. After months of preparation, planning, and hard work (I have done literally nothing), my fiancée asked me to handle one of our only remaining tasks: the creation of a playlist that will be used during the band’s breaks. A few hours later, when I suggested that our recessional song be Drake’s “Know Yourself” and argued that Pretty Rick’s “Grind With Me” was totally appropriate for a wedding, that task was taken away from me. But that’s not the point.
The point is that there are a hilarious amount of hit songs that absolutely should not be played at a wedding. So, naturally, I decided to compile all of them into the most inappropriate wedding playlist of all time. Feel free to use this on your big day, free of charge.
1. Kanye West – Runaway
2. Usher – Confessions
3. Citizen King – Better Days
4. U2 – I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
5. T-Pain – I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper)
6. R.E.M. – It’s The End Of The World As We Know It
7. Lil Wayne – Abortion
8. Phil Collins – In the Air Tonight
9. Tim McGraw – Angry All the Time
10. Ying Yang Twins – Wait (The Whisper Song)
11. Bon Jovi – You Give Love a Bad Name
12. Eric Clapton – Tears In Heaven
13. Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me
14. Drake – Trust Issues
15. Eminem – Love the Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
16. The Beatles – Eleanor Rigby
17. Ty Dolla $ign – Or Nah
18. George Strait – Give It Away
19. Yo Gotti – Women Lie, Men Lie
20. The Righteous Brothers – You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’
21. Frank Sinatra – The Lady Is a Tramp
22. Ginuwine – Pony (Extended Mix)
23. The Clash – Should I Stay or Should I Go
24. Kanye West – Gold Digger
25. Lil Wayne – Pussy Monster
26. The Rolling Stones – You Can’t Always Get What You Want
27. Linkin Park – In the End
28. Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out
29. Justin Timberlake – Cry Me a River
30. Khia – My Neck, My Back
31. R. Kelly – Bump N’ Grind
32. Trina – B R Right ft. Ludacris
33. Project Pat – Don’t Save Her
34. Bob Marley – Is This Love
35. JAY Z – 99 Problems
36. The Dan Band – Total Eclipse of the Heart
37. The Notorious B.I.G. – Want That Old Thing Back
38. Kendrick Lamar – Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe
39. Pink Floyd – Another Brick In the Wall
40. Isley Brothers – Busted
41. Three 6 Mafia – Chickenhead
42. Mario Winans ft. P. Diddy – I Don’t Wanna Know
43. Akon – I Wanna Fuck You ft. Snoop Dogg
44. Justin Timberlake – What Goes Around…Comes Around
45. JAY Z – Money, Cash, Hoes
46. Young Money – Every Girl In the World
47. Dr. Dre – Fuck You ft. Devin the Dude & Snoop Dogg
48. UGK – I Left It Wet for You
49. Eminem – Cum On Everybody
50. Kanye West – Welcome To Heartbreak
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Eminem – Kim
Steel panther – community property
Three Days Grace- “I Hate Everything About You”
“Who let the Dogs Out” should be on every wedding playlist.
Last wedding I went to, they played “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani. But it did keep everyone dancing (dance circles at weddings, PGP).
Pop That Pussy – 2 Live Crew
Actually got a wedding DJ to play about 40 seconds of this song.
You’re getting married next Saturday? That makes two of us.
Anything from 2 Live Crew
Wait (The Whisper Song) might be the perfect exit music for a virgin couple on their way to consummate their marriage.
Also, David Banner – Play
51. Pretty Ricky – Get U Wet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJg9FJEj2iM
Really any Pretty Ricky song works.