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The year is 1973. Rick and Sue sounded like they had a nice life, until Sue messed all of that up. Sue broke Rick’s heart and took something away from him that he cherished dearly. Rick decided to reach out to Sue in his local paper:
“SUE: Since you last left me, my heart has felt a great loss,” it begins. “The house seems darker than ever before. No one to talk to me at mealtimes…Never had I realized how lonely life could be…”
It goes on like that and it breaks your heart, until you figure out what Rick is talking about.
Sue, you heartless bitch.
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