I’ve been up at night wondering how the hell I can help my dudes Dean and Jerry hash this whole thing out. I’ve considered going back and starting from the beginning. I’ve gone deep into the disgusting blackhole that is Reddit in an effort to uncover some absurd theories that have zero shot of being true.
I really thought I was taking my Making A Murderer obsession too far, until I saw that The Black Keys’ Dan Auerbach legit wrote a song about our fallen redneck hero, Steve Avery. It’s called “Lake Superior” which is peculiar because Manitowoc County is on the greatest freshwater lake in the world — Lake Michigan.
Give it a listen. I’m hoping for a Tiesto remix by tomorrow night.
Dope dope dope dope dope dope dope.
Hey Taylor Swift, you think you’re affecting the world by singing about heartbreak over Harry Styles? Move over, we have a new hearthrob to sing about and his name is Steve Avery.
I hope that dude is sitting in the prison library right now, just sorting through his boxes upon boxes of documents while jamming out to his song of freedom.
But seriously, need that Tiesto remix. .