The Cubicle Photobomber Is The Hottest Thing On The Web

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Well, Anthony Weiner’s dick made the news again.

The New York City mayoral candidate just can’t keep the little guy in his pants. Well, he can’t stop taking photos of it when it’s outside his pants. For the second time in just over two years, Weiner was caught sharing photos of his schlong over the internet. The first time it happened was in May of 2011, when he was a member of the United States Congress. He tweeted sexually explicit photos to a woman, denied it, then later came clean, actually admitting to sending dick pics to six different women over a span of three years. This led to his resignation from Congress and brought nationwide shame to him and his family.

Then, in classic Weiner fashion, he was busted again sharing photos of his hangdown, along with lewd text messages, with a lady he met on a social networking website called Formspring. The Dirty broke the story with an exclusive interview of the 22-year-old recipient of Weiner’s photos. She revealed, among other things, that Weiner used the online alias Carlos Danger.

It’s a wild story, man. We’re talking about a high level politician who can’t stop risking his affluent livelihood and national prominence, all because he’s addicted to sending pictures of his crank to strange women over the web. Oh, and he’s been married the entire time. That’s his wife on the right up there. Different strokes, I suppose.

Only a heroic spectacle like that of a half-faced, silver-headed, cubicle warrior photobomb session could capture America’s attention over the train wreck occurring just a single 5.5′ high divider away from him.

Look at him up there, just peeping over the top of a cube all Wilson from Home Improvement style, popping his head up every so often like an adult size game of Whack-A-Mole, listening to Weiner spill his guts about his very public, very perpetual dick pic problem while his better half listens on with embarrassment. You can’t write comedy like that.

Here’s how it went down:

And more photos of the latest internet sensation:

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Until next time, Cubicle Photobomber.


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Dillon graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email:

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