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Alright, folks – we’re back at it. With the season finale on the horizon, it’s time for our final three contestants to do the no-pants dance with Becca. In addition to sexy time, these overnight dates are supposed to focus on intimacy (barf) and the couple’s overall connections. I know y’all well enough to know that none of you give a shit about that; we’re all here for a good time, so let’s keep this train drunkenly moving forward with our favorite Monday night drinking game: Bachelorette Bingo.
The rules are the same as before – you can CLICK HERE for a link to this week’s bingo board. You can print it out, or play on your phone, tablet, computer, abacus, or other device the kids are using these days. I’ll be live tweeting the episode from Crick Watson MD, so hit that follow button and watch your feed during tonight’s episode. Each time one of the events listed transpires, I’ll tweet it out, you mark it off your board, and we all collectively take a big ole slug of whatever we’re drinking.
Once you get five in a row, column, or diagonal, tweet a picture of your board to me and make fun of all the losers in your life who were unsuccessful in their quest to become Bachelorette Bingo champions.
For shits and gigs, here’s the list of this weeks squares:
– Becca cries
– Dude cries
– Sex hair
– Hot tub
– Champagne
– Rose petals
– “Do Not Disturb” sign
– Off-screen sex noises
– “I’m looking for my husband”
– Colton reference
– “Next level”
– Awkward sweating
– “Big step”
– Monkey sighting
– “Intimate”
– Becca says “I love you”
– Buddha statue
– “Physical chemistry”
– Talk about engagement
– “No pressure”
– Penis reference
– “We didn’t get much sleep”
– Arie reference
– “Most amazing night”
– Breakfast in bed
– “Hardest decision yet”
– Dude doesn’t get laid
– Heart-to-heart with Chris Harrison
And of course,
– “Right reasons”.
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