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Alright folks – you asked for it. Hometown Bingo put a competitive spin on Bachelor Monday, so let’s keep this train going strong for the shitshow that is the Fantasy Suites episode. Just like last week, you can get your card here and I’ll be live tweeting the squares as they get crossed off from @CrickWatsonMD. Same rules as last week – once you get five in a row take a picture of your board and tweet it at me. Don’t forget the most important part of the game – drinking frightening amounts of wine straight from the bottle like Momjo, screaming at your television, and beating your friends. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Here are this week’s squares – it’s a mix of old favorites and some new options. There are only 24 squares this time, so hopefully we get a few more winners.
∙Ben loves Baby Lolo
∙Ben loves Brojo
∙Ben loves Caila
∙Ben cries
∙Girl cries
∙Girl questions going into the Fantasy Suite
∙Girl needs reassurance
∙Girl makes a video or writes a note for Ben
∙“I would marry Ben!”
∙“We didn’t sleep at all”
∙“Most amazing night ever”
∙“Taking things to the next level”
∙“Big step”
∙“I don’t want you to feel any pressure”
∙“Most difficult decision yet”
∙Rose petals covering the bed
∙Sex hair
∙Off-screen sex noises
∙“Do Not Disturb” door sign
∙Hot tub make out
∙Reference to Ben’s penis
∙Reference to Brojo’s brothers
∙Reference to Chad
And of course,
∙“Right reasons”.