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The Painted Ladies house in San Francisco made famous by the ’90s classic TV series Full House recently went up for sale — news that presents the opportunity for current young professionals’ fond childhood memories to come full circle with their dreams for the picturesque all-American family home in the city.
Which is certainly possible you’re willing to fork over more than $4 million for only three bedrooms and ancient architecture.
According to the official Realtor.com listing, the abode housed by the Tanner clan for many of our childhoods currently has an asking price of $4,150,000. While the biggest awe and attraction to the house itself is its famous Painted Ladies neighborhood and convenient San Francisco location, the listing doesn’t shy away from its swanky appeal, writing, “The interior of this magnificent property is sophisticated, comfortable, and timeless with a spacious floor plan, soaring ceilings, 3 bedrooms, office and 3 1/2 baths.” In other words, it has just as many beds and baths as any other house made for a small family.
If you’re reading this, there’s about as high a chance of you being able to afford this pricey piece of housing nostalgia as there is of me someday being as good-lookin’ as John Stamos.
Perhaps we should blame the Full House producers for lying to us as children by telling us that a single-income household of a local TV reporter could provide for a family of three daughters and two other adults in a great neighborhood in the middle of one of the most expensive cities in the world. We all know that in reality, someone with such an income in the Bay Area probably struggles to pay rent for a studio apartment in Oakland.
But hey, a life without dreams is a life without meaning..
[via Realtor.com]
Someone should buy this house and then film another terrible sitcom there but have it be about like 19 Millenials trying to pay inflated rent for this house as they eat Ramon noodles out of used Dixie cups and look for a 20th roommate so they can save enough money to get faster wireless internet and get grilled chicken every once in awhile.
Assuming they put down 20% and have get a standard interest rate, with that 20th roommate, they could live in an overcrowded, iconic house for a mere $784.85 per month…not including escrow.
thats a little too graphic for TV these days
There’s a show about two “broke” girls that tells you every episode that they’re getting by on no more than a few hundred dollars, and even they live in a pretty nice apartment in New York. No way could a network show tell us what living with poverty is really like.
Plot twist, while they are interviewing for the 20th roommate, one of the roommates dies of malnutrition while the other 3 sleeping on bean bag chairs in the same room become distraught and contemplate moving out and joining a psych ward. 1 other room mate discloses a closet heroin addiction and is starting to fall behind on rent payments as the tyrannical landlord begins to come down hard on the scared millennials.
This should become a serial column on PGP.
I would write it if they’d publish my shit.
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Nice, sounds like you could afford the house!
Well then tell AB to buy the damn house.
I’d pay it if Aunt Becky still lives in the attic.
I don’t care that I can’t afford this house. I’m just disappointed that the inside looks nothing like the rooms in the TV show.
Dreams have to be shattered sooner or later, and those that haven’t yet, well, you just wait.
I live on the same block as this house, and the Full House Producers got us good on the painted ladies. While a nice neighborhood, it’s over a mile from that park and one block from an area with a lot of hoodies (not the tech bro kind).
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Can’t even copy the spam, they copied the link from where their spam was.
Girlfriend wanted to go last week on our drive down the PCH. Got a parking ticket right out front