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HGTV is about finding beauty and potential in seemingly lost and dysfunctional environments. Just kidding, it’s about watching people with boobs swing hammers. Most of the women on HGTV are fixer-uppers, but these five ladies are move-in ready — and they will be sure to get your hardwood floors installed.
5. Hilary Farr – Love It or List It
Powerful women are sexy. Hilary spends half her career domineering her real estate rival and the other half getting mercilessly judged by her clients. Any lady who’s used to disappointment like that is girlfriend material.
4. Jillian Harris – Love it or List It, Too
3. Nicole Curtis – Rehab Addict
Whether she’s grouting bathroom tile or sledging down a wall, Nicole gets down and dirty. This perennially bare-armed beauty sees potential in lost causes, which means she probably dates losers like us. Does it bother me that her son is, like, five years younger than I am? Not as much as it should.
2. Christina El Moussa – Flip or Flop
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1. Alison Victoria – Kitchen Crashers
Alison Victoria serves meals in heels. She comes in hot to your kitchen and serves up function and style, but who’s even looking at the kitchen? Whether you’re an aspiring chef or your new house was built by an epileptic drug addict, Alison will give your place a total makeover and leave you with rock-hard granite countertops.
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