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Spidey got iced, Batman gets sensual, and Leonardo distracts you with his fabulousness.
Banana Selfies
“Ever make mistakes in life? Let’s make them birds. Yeah, they’re birds now.”
That’s a lot of sand in a lot of places, guys…
From the same people who brought you The Karate Kid and The Karate Kid, Part II… The Pajama Kids, coming soon to a bedroom near you.
Mad TV’s Darrell Joined the Army, and the back of his head looks ridiculous.
This guy’s only preferences should be “has vagina and a soul.”
Max looks thrilled to be here.
This guy’s got some serious wood.
How serious are we talking here?
This kid seems a little too young to be getting a train ran on him.
Hipster Ariel’s son, the bastard child of Gargamel and Smurfette, ZZ Top’s kid, and rabbit boy? There’s something his mom isn’t telling him. ’91 seems kind of old for a rabbit.
Behold the Bible #selfie
And the quadruple messenger
Puppies: how not to do it
I just…this guy’s name is Lunch. That’s all I’ve got.
Nothing says “love at first sight” quite like your newborn mean mugging me.
And last, but not least, Tinderception.
It’s weird coming across yourself on Tinder. Even weirder having to left swipe yourself. Thanks, Branden. I hope I somehow get you laid a lot.
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Really? No raw dog pun? Disappoint abound.
From Louisville too and I like my odds with this competition.
Second that
God bless them for serving our country, but all of the military guys from Fort Knox that I’ve encountered on Tinder are serious creeps.
Hey. That’s me in the leopard print onesie.
Congrats, man!
Proudest moment of my life!
I can see that, based on all the girls in your picture…
Thought I might see myself on here, got lucky. I’m still waiting on that right swipe Sayers.
Why did you blur out your own face?
I am Anonymous. I know your secrets. I know your lies.
Jk, wasn’t me.