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Laura Donaldson
School: Iowa State University
Hometown: Omaha, NE
Internship: She forgets the name
Division: Sales, she thinks
Major: Communications
GPA: 2.1
Student Loan Debt: Did not know exact amount
Golf Handicap: 19
Work Ethic: 1/10
Pros:
– She’s cute.
– Can hold her own on the golf course and has shown she can hang with the boys.
Cons:
– Road ends there. She might be cute, but she’s the classic case of a six being the office eight.
– Broke two copiers within a week.
– Will probably fail a drug test.
– Does not have a driver’s license due to multiple DUI arrests.
Projected: 7th round/temp-to-hire contract
Scout says: “She’s quirky, a little ditzy, but she’s charming and might fit into a sales role down the road. Be wary. She’s a flirt and knows what she’s doing. She’s a wildcard.”
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Pure gold. Now only if we could add a Postgrad Romance Novel or maybe a choose your an adventure (day at work).
Good stuff. Just wanted to point out that from everyone I know that did an internship for Deloitte or my other national firm, 50k salary is on the lower end of the pay scale.
Those assholes.
Ever get tired of “Not here for a hookup” on Tinder? I present to you “Tinder for Sluts.”
This was great but did anyone else notice the massive amount of Silicon Valley (TV Show) references?
…massive?
I don’t see how that’s a problem.