The 2014 Summer Intern Mock Draft

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Henry Young

School: University of Illinois
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Internship: Deloitte
Division: Accounting
Major: Finance
GPA: 3.2
Student Loan Debt: -$5,238
Golf Handicap: 11
Work Ethic: 6/10

Pros:
– Henry comes from a hard-working, Midwestern family. Paid his way through college (mostly) by bartending four nights a week.
– Nice golf game, but doesn’t show off. He’s humble.
– Serious experience at Deloitte in Chicago and an offer might be waiting at the end of the summer, but willing to relocate.
– Organized every intern happy hour and was sure to include everyone on the email. Team first attitude.

Cons:
– Not exactly the most diligent worker. Has been caught saying he misses working in bars on several occasions.
– Considering backpacking through Europe after the summer and taking a “gap year.”
– Wants $50k/year.

Projected: Early 3rd round

Recruiter says: “It’s one thing to be a go-getter, it’s another to be unrealistic. His salary demands are ludicrous. His work ethic is what makes him an attractive candidate, but there also might be an issue with motivation if he’s placed in an entry-level position. He’s used to being the top dog and has a cutthroat attitude. Will pay off in the long term, but for now, he’ll just be an asshole until he gets promoted and then will turn into an even bigger asshole, which you kind of need.”

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