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Ben “Creepy Ben” Fletcher
Company: McNally’s Pub & Grille
Relationship: Your favorite bartender
Position: Right field
Relationship status: Serial dater
Height: 6 foot 1
Weight: 200 pounds
• He’s a softball veteran on his last go-round. He wants to go out on a high note and make some new buds in the process.
• He is a complete degenerate–but in a good way.
• Played baseball for two years at Clemson before dropping out and taking over his dad’s bar.
• He’s always willing to host postgame parties at the bar.
• Old as fuck.
• Known as “Creepy Ben” by all of your girl friends.
• He’s 31 years old and still a bartender. You do the math.
• You crunched the numbers and figured out that he’d be eskimo brothers with at least half of the team.
Projected: Conditional pick
Outlook: Put your team together and get their opinion on Creepy Ben. Take a majority vote and see what they think. Yeah, he’s a good player, but he might be a problem in the clubhouse after the team figures out that he’s slept with almost everyone’s girlfriend at some point.