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To catch up on the series and get up to speed, read every installment of Things Girls Do After Graduation in the archives. But if you’re looking for the best of the best? Look no further.
1. Cabo Night One / Night Two
Everyone knew we were in for it when her best friend, Caroline, took her bachelor party to Cabo.
2. Funemployment
Everyone knows a girl who globe trots everywhere and hashtags #funemployment just to rub it in your face.
3. Hangovers
What’s a hangover if you don’t attempt to piece the night back together with a FaceTime call with your bestie?
4. Train For A Half-Marathon
Because, you know, a full marathon would just be too time-consuming.
5. Birthday, Part I / Part II
Nothing screams “birthday” like forcing everyone to spend hundreds of dollars on your birth “week.”
6. Get Coffee
Even the most mundane of activities can become basic if you have the right people partaking in them.
7. Couple’s Trip
Unnecessary couple’s trips that you can barely afford are pretty much a rite of post-grad passage.
8. Halloween
No drama everrrrrr happens on major holidays where you have to get dressed up, right?
9. Instagram
You’ve never seen so much thought go into posting a photo of brunch.
10. Passive-Aggression
“No, seriously, everything’s totally fine.”
11. Valentine’s Day
A made-up holiday where everyone expects the world from their other half? Yeah, it’ll totally go over smoothly with no hitches.
And again, look no further if you’re trying catch up on the entire archive. You won’t regret it.
Everyone, I know this has absolutely nothing to do with the article or anything for that matter but after 28 years and 11 months of life, I have finally grown enough facial hair to sort of say I have a beard. Wanna know how I know it’s official? No? Well, I’m gonna tell you anyway…last night I had ham for dinner and now I can smell it in my face hairs. I’ve officially reached manhood and it feels fucking fantastic.
Welcome to the club, buddy!
Hey, thanks Jesus!
There’s no better indicator of official beardedness than getting food stuck in it. Welcome, brother.
Left overs are bomb
I have a cousin who celebrates a birthMONTH . Can’t believe the girl is limiting herself to a week! She’s definitely selfish enough to expect people to spend money on her all month long.
I was so excited when I opened the app and saw this until I realized…no new content.
I like these recap pieces, though. I migrated from casual reader to “I come to this site every day” this year (I blame my job change, and now I’m bored way more). It’s interesting to see what’s been the most popular and catch anything I’ve missed.
Day after Christmas, I think I will let this slide.
“You won’t regret it, but your blood pressure will.”