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There’s really nothing like watching someone screw up their life in real time. Twitter user “Cella” tweeted that she was not very excited to start what she called a “fuck ass” job the following day. Since she’s an idiot high schooler and thinks that she’s invincible on the internet, she was probably pretty shocked when her new boss, Robert Waple (who sounds like a no-nonsense kind of guy) dug up his old Twitter account (that he hadn’t used since 2009) and destroyed her.
Boom. Face.
One of Cella’s coworkers claimed that they turned Waple’s attention to the tweet and he struck her down with the fury of a thousand Vince McMahons.
Since this exchange, “Cella” has been taking her internet fame just like any other internet famous teen does: by retweeting the hell out of anyone who mentions her. More specifically, the hordes of idiot children who seem to wake up every morning in the pursuit of becoming internet famous. Most responses include a heavy doses of the laugh-cry emoji and grammatically incorrect showings of support.
Cella could not be reached for comment, but she did mention having to go to a court date soon on her Twitter account today so it looks like life is going to turn out really well for her. However, I really doubt this will be a black mark on her résumé.
You come at Robert Waple, you best not miss..
[via Daily Mail]
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“20 Signs You’re Working A Fuck Ass Job” coming soon.
She is the 47% Romney was talking about.
She’s gonna make her parents proud as an incredibly average janitor some day. Either that or middle management.
I resent that.
Jet’s Pizza all day. Just in time for national pizza day!
I’m good at LinkedIn-ing
That coworker is kind of a dick though.
Even if it was justified, this could turn out to be a poor business decision on the boss’ part.
He got rid of an employee that was most likely going to be terrible; I see it as a win.
After doing a quick and extremely judgmental assessment of this female solely based on her Twitter page and a few twitter dialects … she indeed was going to be a terrible employee.
If she voluntarily and dare I say proudly shows her ass publicly on the internet like this, how do you think she will behave when no one is looking? Would you trust her with your inventory, with your cash register? I wouldn’t. Disgruntled, entitled employees steal. She hasn’t even worked yet, and she’s already disgruntled. A poster child of the “me” generation.
How exactly? They’re a right-to-work state. Translation: You can be fired at any time for being an idiot.
Have you seen how angry the internet is about everything?
Yeah, but this is like, real life, man… Also, opinions are like assholes and the internet is a giant toilet bowl.