Taco John’s Wants You To Die A Delicious, Cheesy, Crunchy Death

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We had to have seen this one coming, but I don’t think anything could have prepared us for this.

We survived the Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell. Then the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and the Beefy Crunch Burrito with Flamin’ Hot Fritos. Even Subway threw us a corn-chip curveball with the Subway Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt. But I don’t think we can withstand the force that is the brand-new Taco John’s Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Burrito.

If you can watch this video without drooling, you’re a much better, and most likely healthier, man than I.

Sadly, the closest Taco John’s to me is a 9 hour drive away, and the vast majority of the 400 Taco John’s locations are in the Midwest, so I’m shit out of luck. Good for my cholesterol level, bad for my taste buds. But for those of you who who actually live near a Taco John’s, take advantage of how lucky you are, devour a couple of these bad boys and let me know how they are.

Meanwhile, I’ll just have to settle for smuggling a bag of Cheetos into Chipotle.

[via The Huffington Post]

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