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Remember that time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? Do ya?!
According to a sheriff’s report, stripper Bobbey Jo Boucher (actual name) hung up on a deputy last week because duty called—she “had to get on stage” at her job…at a strip club. Why was she even talking to a police officer in the first place? Well, it had something to do with the fact that her 10-year-old daughter was reported missing by the child’s grandmother.
Bobbey Boucher, which is how I’m going to refer to her throughout the entirety of this story, had reportedly left her daughter at the “BBQ joint up the street,” where I hope she was served ‘gator (‘cause you know, Florida) next to the devil, Vicki Vallencourt, where she then washed it down with a cold glass of high-quality H20.
Shortly after, Bobbey Boucher was charged with obstruction and her daughter was found unharmed after being missing for four hours.
Mama probably told her that she didn’t want her associating with little girls because little girls are the devil, so I’ve done half of the investigative work by determining a motive.
[via My Fox Tampa Bay]
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