A few episodes back, Evan decided to take a few shots at The Chad on a group date and ended up having his terrible Valentine’s Day edition v-neck ripped. It ended up costing Chad because he kinda flipped his shit, but in my opinion, he did Evan a huge favor. The shirt was a bad shirt. Maybe even the worst shirt. I’ve posted the clip below for a quick refresher.
Damn. He’s lucky Chad didn’t punch a hole through his sternum. Has anyone ever flown that close to the sun and not got burned? The answer is no.
Well, ever since that moment, Evan has been demanding restitution. Every episode, “Hey, I need a new shirt.” Shut up, Evan.
Because it’s 2016 and the Internet is a great place, someone created a GoFundMe in hopes of making Evan whole again.
You can donate here if you’re interested in helping Evan out. The guy is a licensed boner doctor, so I doubt he needs it..