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Can’t argue with a timeshare as a great way to spend $1.5 billion.
Everyone in the country, aside from maybe Mark Cuban, had Powerball fever last night. This apparently includes the LA Rams’ (still feels weird) Chris Long, who last night was just a “Hopeful Powerball Player”
I would say @JOEL9ONE is #winning with his #Powerball appearance on @NBC29. Hope the "old lady" gets her timeshare! pic.twitter.com/gv9RBe1IUm
— Matt Talhelm (@MattTalhelm) January 14, 2016
Without a doubt one of the greatest troll jobs in history, Long laid out his plan of taking his “old lady” down to Myrtle Beach for an extended period and getting a timeshare to boot. If you follow Long on Twitter this comes as no surprise, as he’s one of the funnier NFL players in the game.
Sadly, unless late news breaks about a winning ticket from Charlottesville, I don’t think Chris and old lady will be taking a vacation anytime soon. Hopefully he didn’t quit his NFL gig..
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Kyle Bandujo
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Crash, this was my one refuge from being reminded my team followed a horrible toupee out of town. But yeah, Long has always been pretty funny.