Post Grad Solutions

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Without further ado, here are your Post Grad Solutions for this week:

Buying a fiscally responsible used hybrid to save the environment and money on gas! #PGS

Taking the time to become a fantastic cook using family recipes passed down from generation to generation! #PGS

I have a really good feeling about this Match.com account that I just created! #PGS

Sticking to your strict budget no matter how much fun your friends are having going out and doing stuff, because you know it’s worth it in the long run! #PGS

Brightening up your dull workplace with funny cartoons and kooky toys that really capture your personality! #PGS

I don’t like my job very much, but some of my friends are unemployed, so I feel pretty blessed! #PGS

Staying off Facebook during work hours, because it’s against company policy! #PGS

Using your stress ball to have a fun game of catch in the hallway with Phil! #PGS

Keeping a Sharpie by the office fridge so everyone can label their food! #PGS

Groupon lunch outings to save a few bucks! #PGS

Had a glass of water after every drink at happy hour. Got to work 10 minutes early the next day! #PGS

Staying at work until 5 even though your boss is out of the office! #PGS

Never using the handicap stall, because you’re not handicapped! #PGS

Refraining from ogling the hot intern, because no one should feel uncomfortable in the workplace! #PGS

Closing the week strong so I won’t have to dread Monday morning! #PGS

Eating the entire bag of salad before the lettuce goes bad! #PGS

Sticking to a regimented workout routine and a balanced diet! #PGS

Answering the phones for the secretary when she steps away from her desk! #PGS

Respecting your coworkers by refusing to gossip about them when they’re not around! #PGS

Taking your antidepressants as prescribed! #PGS

Ordering the bowl because the burrito may hurt your afternoon productivity! #PGS

Now get out there and have a great weekend!

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