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We’re reaching peak holiday season, and that means tons of Christmas commercials. You know, kids waking on Christmas morning to their dream toy, families sharing a loving meal, Santa doing Santa-type shit, etc.
Those commercials couldn’t be more stale and boring. I’m so damn tired of watching the M&M’s make Santa faint or seeing a Lexus with a big ass bow on it show up at someone’s door, especially since it isn’t my door.
Thank God for the folks over at PornHub. If having some of the most quality, wholesome, and fun-filled content on the web wasn’t enough, now they’re killing the holiday commercial game. This spot cut to the core of me; one of those ones that makes you laugh while tugging at your heartstrings.
Really makes us appreciate how Christmas can bring the whole family, especially a grandfather and grandson, together.
This Christmas, give the gift that keeps on giving. .
Image via YouTube
He’s gonna have a white MILF Christmas.
Alright ladies and gents, I’ll gift a 3-month premium membership to one random PGP user because this commercial touched me, deeply. Tis the season for giving. Sign up right here below.
You can give it to my boss because he’s such a jerk off.
Dibs
Just lost my job, might as well look like Popeye while I’m at it.
I’ll never understand buying a car as a Christmas present.
“Merry Christmas, honey! Here’s a fuck ton of debt for us!!!!”
In my limited experience, people gifting cars for Christmas aren’t taking out loans to do it.
You buy a new one for yourself and give her your old one. Would be a shame to lose the mailbox and get the first dent in the thing the same day you bought a new car.