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Calm down. The most popular smut site in the world is yet again going to be on the giving end of a brilliant marketing campaign. The catcher to America’s pitcher, if you will. Alright, that innuendo didn’t really make much sense, but here are the facts. For every 100 videos watched on PornHub in the “Big Dick” category, they’re going to plant a tree. They estimated that over 11,000 trees would be planted. Over 12,300 had been planted as of Tuesday morning.
PornHub communications rep Mike Williams told Mashable, “Whatever the species, our trees will grow up to be long and hard and, with any luck, they will go on to spread seed of their own.”
May these trees soar like the mighty, throbbing oak.
[via Mashable]
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Even Lorena Bobbitt couldn’t cut down all that wood.
This is brilliant!
Haha, “seed”