Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Snooping Wife Finds Out About Husband’s Affair

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I’m convinced that women are all secret agents. Like it wouldn’t shock me if all the top CIA and KGB and Mossad spies are all female. When it comes to women, there are no secrets that can be kept from them. They’ve just got all kinds of tricks to crack into your emails, your cell records, figure out the secret meaning behind your ATM pin number. It’s ricockulous.

Depending on the gravity of your secret, the level of reaction from your woman once she finds out is very much a spectrum. We’ll call it the “Scorched Earth” spectrum. How scorched earth will your girl go once your secret is revealed? I guarantee that whatever your secret is, your girl isn’t derailing an international flight. But it just happened with this Iranian couple.

An Iranian woman recently did her best James Bond impersonation by breaking into her husband’s phone on a flight, found out he was cheating, and caused such a scene that it brought the plane to an emergency landing.

Per The New York Post:

A plane passenger who spied on her husband’s phone mid-flight and discovered he was having an affair caused such a commotion, the flight had to make an emergency landing.

The Iranian woman, who was with her husband and their young child on a Qatar Airways flight from Doha to Bali on Sunday, unlocked her sleeping hubby’s phone by putting his finger on the home button and found evidence he was cheating on her, the Times of India reported.

The woman, who reportedly had been drinking alcohol, then started a fight with her husband and “misbehaved” when flight crew tried to calm her down, according to the paper.

The situation got “out of hand” and the pilot made the decision to divert to Chennai, India. The family of three were offloaded at Chennai airport and the plane continued its journey to Bali.

Who does this woman think she is, Ethan fucking Hunt? I mean seriously, this is some next-level genius from this lady. I’m shocked she didn’t already have a mold of his thumb on hand just in case, but grabbing is thumb while he sleeps works just as well. Wouldn’t shock me if she spiked his drink with a few Xandaddies to knock him out long enough to go digging for some dirt.

This woman didn’t fully think out her plan once she found out her husband’s dirty little secret (All-American Rejects, 2005). Because going bananas on a plane, throwing haymakers at 35,000 feet, probably not the best way to go about handling your domestic dispute. Because that’s a recipe for emergency landing 101. Just land the plane, leave this fighting couple in God-knows-where India, then keep going to the final destination of Bali. Now, instead of this lady being able to seek revenge by finding some strange of her own on the beaches of Bali, she’s got to tough it out with her scumbag husband in some know-name city in India.

This is exactly why after every breakup I go all Saul Goodman and take on a new identity with the witness protection program because otherwise my exes could combine secrets and besmirch my good name that I’ve meticulously tried to build on the internet, one Fire ‘Fit Friday at a time. .

[via The New York Post]

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