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Twelve real PGP submissions. Names were omitted to protect the fragile and guilty.
I’m usually too tired to jack it when I get home. PGP
Working hard or hardly working?
Nailed my secretary on my second day in the office. PGP
Probably a poor decision long term. Keep that on the DL.
She got the house and the dog. PGP
That’s a tough thing, pal.
I considered installing a camera in the women’s locker room at my gym. PGP
At a minimum you’d be violating numerous state laws.
Forgot to take my Zoloft so I just took a Benadryl. PGP
Probably not going to have the same effect, but I’m no doctor so just do you player.
Got busted looking down a coworker’s blouse. PGP
Who hasn’t?
Hiding your prejudices because you work in a diverse environment. PGP
Damn shame this stuff still happens in 2015.
I drink to make the pain go away. PGP
We all have our reasons.
Wiping your ass with Wendy’s napkins because you’re out of TP. PGP
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Having friends but still being lonely. PGP
All your rowdy friends have settled down.
Watching porn in the handicap stall.
If that’s all you were doing, I don’t have a problem with this.
I caught our secretary staring at my cock. PGP
Depositions are no joke
Shoutout to the great Dick Poop for his Oscar nomination
Now, Get Money
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Excellent idea, terrible execution.
Doesn’t mean Brian should stop. Maybe just modify it a bit.
don’t insult McG. this filth is from the intern
Entered him in an Ironman as punishment.
There’s a PGP
It probably wouldn’t be bad if they had photos.
Is PGP starting a LinkedIn Babe of the Day segment next? No pictures, just credentials.
This is actually a fantastic idea, but gotta have the pictures.
Isn’t PGP just one long Fail Friday as it is?
This feels like the many attempts I once made to recreate the glory of college, but it’s just not the same. Keep it on TFM.
Doing what you did in college not having the same fulfillment. PGP
half of the submissions are actual post grad probs, not FF worthy
Reading these just made me more depressed that I graduated from TFM and now I’m here.
Eh.