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For those of us with cars, we all know that our beloved automobiles aren’t going to last forever. It might crap out on you or you might just want to sell it so you can make a decent profit toward a new car, or something like that. It’s not always easy to sell a car, though–you have to take pictures, hire a model on the Internet, pick her up from the train station, and then you might not be able to get her to appear in eBay pictures. How do you get around that?
Solution? Use a lifelike sex doll with a couple major league yabbos like Angus Dean, 47, from Sussex, England. He “borrowed” a sex doll from a “friend” and put her into a variety of poses to sell his 1990s VW Hatchback. In case you were wondering, the doll’s name is Sandy, and she’s a lovely young woman.
According to The Daily Mail, Dean was flooded with inquiries from interested buyers after seeing his listing, though I’m sure many of them were a bunch of horny pervs who would be dismayed by the fact that the doll did not come with the car.
The Mail interviewed the owner of the doll with the massive bazookas, who is “a married father-of-three.” He claims he only “uses the doll for professional purposes.” In an anonymous interview, the owner stated that it was much easier to use the doll for promotional advertisements, because unlike living models, dolls do not need to be “picked up from the train station” and also are far less reluctant to pose for eBay listings. Maybe it’s because they don’t have minds of their own, considering these dolls are lifeless lumps of artificial silicone skin stretched over metal parts–but, hey, whatever you want to do is your business.
I’m a little disappointed in how modestly Dean dressed up Sandy. Personally, I would have had her in a cut-off tank top and jean shorts, posing on the hood of the car like she was in a damn Whitesnake video, but what the hell do I know? I’m just a born and raised horn-dog who knows how to market to pervs. But hey, to each his own.
[via Gawker]
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