Old Man In Tuxedo Shoots At Two Guys For Interrupting His Blowjob

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This old dude might be the most badass human being alive, albeit a little bit crazy and whore-mongering. If my Grandfather wasn’t long dead and in the ground, I’d think that this story may be about him, Zeus rest his smutty soul. A 64-year-old Seattle man named Paul J. Hunter was arrested for opening fire on two people who interrupted him while he was receiving a beej in an alcove, in full view of the public. And for some reason, he was wearing a Tuxedo.

“You’re dead mother (expletive),” Hunter shouted at the man and woman who interrupted him before opening fire, according to the police report. “You’re dead.” Hunter, 64, was arrested shortly after the shooting. According to charging papers, he held a concealed weapons permit for the 9mm Kel-Tec pistol he’s alleged to have used in the shooting.

According to a witness to the incident, Hunter was complaining to his female companion that he had given her money and she hadn’t given him anything in return, so the two stepped into an alcove where she began fellating him. Then the couple stumbled upon them and engaged in an argument with Hunter, which spooked his servicer, causing her to flee the scene, which, naturally, greatly angered Hunter. He then hitched up his tuxedo pants, which he was wearing for reasons completely unknown, and then opened fire. The two hid behind a car and called the police. The police arrested Hunter after receiving a report about “a tuxedoed older man shooting at strangers.”

Hunter, who has no criminal history, declined to make a statement to police and was booked into King County Jail. Prosecutors have since charged Hunter with second-degree assault, and he remains jailed on $100,000. According to court papers, he had the pistol on his person when he was arrested, as well as $190, a concealed weapons permit and a comb, because a true stylish man-about-town knows that his hair must always be on point, especially when taking a mugshot.

I mean, better to be a Rick Perry than a Nick Nolte, right?

What a badass human being.

[via SeattlePI]

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