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Making fun of a coworker is a risky play. You’re stepping onto a slippery slope where a positive outcome isn’t even close to promised. He or she could take it the right way, and the two of you could bond over a laugh, but it’s far more likely that he or she takes it the wrong way and hates you forever.
He’s just an awkward white guy, wearing a t-shirt inspired by The Big Lebowski, trying to make a joke on his birthday. But when you play the game of thrones, you either win or you die, and based on her reaction, he’s going to die.
Hell hath no fury like a woman called the Hamburglar.
She’s about to beat some birthday ass.
And that was it. That was the last time he was ever seen alive.
There is no fucking way this guy left the office with a beating heart. And I love how this exchange segue into a segment on a traffic accident. Way to take your job seriously, birthday boy.
But the best part of this whole ordeal is the outrage that spawned on YouTube in the form of comments from utterly offended internet people who desperately yearn to make this about race and/or sex.
Give me a freakin’ break, internet people. .
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Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Segue – proceed to what follows without pause.
Segway – goofy mode of transport for nerds at Google
Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I’m an idiot.
Don’t worry. You can slap your dick on your keyboard for half an hour and still put out a better article than JayTas.
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Had to stop someone knocked on my office door, but I’ll keep writing at home.
I think you need a little more length to reach most of the vowels.
W R, where’s that PGP book?
Dewey Tipps and Alethea Totty are definitely trolls. Pretty hilarious though.
Fuck I hate internet people