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How you deal with an earth-shattering hangover is directly correlated with how many years you’ve been alive. When I was an 18-year-old sprite with bright eyes and a bushy tail, I’d show up to my 15-hours-per-week graphic design gig at 8 a.m. after staying up until 4 o’clock in the morning playing Beerio Kart. Now? I allow myself about one intentional hangover per quarter, most of which are brought on by company sanctioned happy hours or bar crawls. Tough life, I know.
I’m not going to name any names, but I’m pretty sure our interns come in hungover more often than not. I don’t care because they get their shit done and I’m insanely jealous, but still, they probably have some fear in their hearts before they step into the office. I’m fairly certain I saw one of our interns fall asleep at his desk one day while drinking a Gatorade G2, and Clow pretty much drinks oysters and champagne every night per her Instagram story. Again, nothing but respect for the game.
When Dan came in with an all-hands-on-deck hangover, we were faced with no other option but to film our latest video. Enjoy, and proceed with caution.
Also, apologies for how vulgar Producer Micah is. He’s been taking classes at the John Duda School of Becoming Unhinged.
As always, you can catch this entire cast of characters on a podcast somewhere in the Grandex network. Most importantly, though, subscribe to Touching Base on iTunes and SoundCloud (and throw us a Twitter follow while you’re at it). Deal closers only.
Video shot and edited entirely by Dan Regester
Micah looking like he just sold some black market dinosaur DNA stored in whip cream can.
Sidenote: Ross’s shirt will be available as a part of the 2018 Rowdy Gentleman collection.
Micah taking girls home and giving them swimming lessons.
Where’s Dillon?
He’s clearly the one being lectured, his new lifestyle has really affected productivity.
He’s been spending too much time In The Cut
Micah straight crushin it.. best lines of the video. Who woulda thought..
He’s like Dana White. Put a mic in front of him and he becomes electric.
I feel like Ross isn’t mad, he’s just very disappointed.
Also how I think Ross would describe his entire life
These videos soon to be sponsored by ZIMA.
I wish.
Wait, why wouldn’t I want to hear you offering me a Xanax? If I was hungover at work and heard that I’d probably give you a handy for one.
One way ticket to passing the fuck out in a bathroom stall for 4 and a half hours
My last boss was 100% the guy who was wondering why I didn’t let him know when I was going out or go to bars with him. Obviously unhappy and trying to relive his young glory days through the new kid.