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I’ve extensively covered the Atlanta Brunch Festival, to the point where I’ve even been offered a press pass that I have yet to take up because they’re not meeting my reasonable demands. If you’re not familiar with those demands, they go as follows:
— Musical Guest Kid Rock ft. Justin Bieber & Ellie Goulding
— One Chambong Per Squad Member
— A Metal Tub With Endless Rosé
— A Ball Pit With Fresh California Avocados In Place Of The Balls
— Fifty (50) Xanax
— On-Hand Nurse, Complete With IVs
— A Strict Dress Code Of Patagonia Baggies and Oversized Longsleeve Pocket Tees
— Air-Conditioning
— Every Victoria’s Secret Angel
But when they released more info on the festival, there was also one huge deal breaker for Atlanta — “no kids, no babies, no pets.” I can deal with no kids and babies. That’s great with me. But I can’t deal with no dogs allowed. You can’t just be hosting outdoor brunch festivals only to not include the ultimate Sunday Scaries cure: puppies. Just no.
Luckily for me, the Louisiana ASPCA is hosting their own brunch festival on Sunday, April 3rd. Now, there isn’t a ton of information released just yet. What we do know?
Brunch Fest NOLA, benefiting the animals of the Louisiana SPCA, April 3, 2016 at City Park! The fun afternoon will feature live music, brunch-inspired food, a Bloody Mary Contest and much more! Check back for more details!
Game has officially changed, as you’d have to imagine a brunch hosted by the SPCA will most definitely have to include dogs. Shit, I might even get buzzed enough to leave that thing with a whole squad of ’em.
If you want some more info on the New Orleans SPCA Brunchfest, head over to their website. Me? I’m emailing them immediately. .
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I’ll be dressed to the (ca)nines.
Chill, I fully expect to see an open application and planning of a road trip group from Texas to NO for this. Great potential there
Woulda bet my life this was written by you, Chill. Awesome, I get another meh day on this planet!
God I hate Atlanta. Kid Rock, Ellie Goulding, and Justin fucking Bieber? I’d rather lay in my bed being hungover.
So Will, are you joining your favorite brunch-squad couple in New Orleans this weekend or not?
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who?
Stop…you’re just embarrassing yourself
I’ve made a huge mistake