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Somewhere, someone is reading this and thinking “you shouldn’t be inside watching Netflix during August, you should be outside enjoying the end of summer.” Yeah, well, screw you, you outdoorsy hippie. I’ll be just fine staying inside, sitting on the couch, and watching one of the finest films ever made, the Hilary Duff classic A Cinderella Story. And before that, I’ll be making sure to get in a last viewing or twelve of two other teen classics, 10 Things I Hate About You and Superbad and I won’t let you make me feel bad about it.
I’m sure you classier people are more excited about the arrival of Cloud Atlas or The Astronaut’s Wife, but I’m fine to fill the last weeks of summer with Hil-dawg movies and Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, because lord knows I never claimed to be bougie. But let’s see what else is coming and going, shall we?
New on Netflix in August
Aug. 1
A Cinderella Story
Bad Santa
Cloud Atlas
Crematorium: Season 1
Everyone’s Hero
Funny Games (U.S.)
Innerspace
Jackie Brown
Lord of War
Maz Jobrani: Immigrant — Netflix Original
Nola Circus
Opening Night
Practical Magic
Sleepy Hollow
Small Soldiers
Surviving Escobar – Alias JJ: Season 1 — Netflix Original
The Addams Family
The Astronaut’s Wife
The Bomb
The Hollywood Masters: Season 1
The Last Mimzy
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
The Number 23
The Royal House of Windsor: Season 1
The Truth About Alcohol
The Wedding Party
Tie The Knot
Who Gets the Dog?
Wild Wild West
Aug. 2
Jab We Met
The Founder
Aug. 3
Sing
The Invisible Guardian
Aug. 4
Icarus — Netflix Original
Voltron: Legendary Defender: Season 3 — Netflix Original
Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later: Season 1 — Netflix Original
Aug. 5
Holes
Aug. 8
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Season 7, Episodes 1 to 13
Aug. 9
Black Site Delta
Aug. 10
Diary of an Exorcist — Zero
Aug. 11
Atypical: Season 1 — Netflix Original
Home: Adventures with Tip & Oh: Season 3 — Netflix Original
Naked — Netflix Original Film
True and The Rainbow Kingdom: Season 1 — Netflix Original
White Gold — Netflix Original
Aug. 13
Arthur and the Invisibles
Hot Property
Mission Control: The Unsung Heroes of Apollo
Aug. 14
The Outcasts
Urban Hymn
Aug. 15
Barbeque
Brad Paisley’s Comedy Rodeo — Netflix Original
21
A New Economy
All These Sleepless Nights
Donald Cried
Murderous Affair: Season 1
My Ex-Ex
The Sweet Life
Aug. 16
Gold
Aug. 18
Dinotrux: Season 5 — Netflix Original
Glitter Force Doki Doki: Season 1 — Netflix Original
I Am Sam
Marvel’s The Defenders: Season 1 — Netflix Original
What Happened to Monday — Netflix Original Film
Aug. 19
Hide and Seek
Aug. 20
Camera Store
Aug. 21
AWOL
Bad Rap
Beautiful Creatures
Gomorrah: Season 2
Unacknowledged
Aug. 22
Lynne Koplitz: Hormonal Beast — Netflix Original
Sadie’s Last Days on Earth
Aug. 23
Feel Rich
Aug. 25
Disjointed: Part 1 — Netflix Original
Death Note — Netflix Original Film
DreamWorks Dragons: Race to the Edge: Season 5 — Netflix Original
Once Upon a Time: Season 6
Aug. 29
Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack
Ryan Hamilton: Happy Face — Netflix Original
The Good Place: Season 1
Aug. 31
Be Afraid
What’s Leaving Netflix in August
Aug. 1
10 Things I Hate About You
Justice League Unlimited: Season 1
Justice League Unlimited: Season 2
Justice League: Season 1
Justice League: Season 2
Babe
Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets: 2014: Quarter 4
Babe: Pig in the City
Beneath the Helmet
Black Widow
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
Electric Slide
Elizabethtown
From the Terrace
From Time to Time
Goodbye World
Horsemen
Hunter X Hunter : Seasons 1 to 5
Josef Fritzl: Story of a Monster
Malibu’s Most Wanted
Prefontaine
Russell Brand: End the Drugs War
Russell Brand: From Addiction to Recovery
Teacher’s Pet
The Delivery Man: Season 1
The Diabolical
The Heavy Water War: Season 1
The Hunt: Season 1
The Little Engine That Could
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
The Verdict
Young Justice: Season 1
Young Justice: Season 2
Young@Heart
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Aug. 4
Superbad
Aug. 5
Pelican Dreams
Personal Gold: An Underdog Story
Aug. 6
Human Capital
The Spoils of Babylon: Season 1
Aug. 9
The Five Venoms
Aug. 10
Dope
Aug. 11
Four Blood Moons
Jesus People: The Movie
Patch Town
Two Days, One Night
Aug. 14
Drones
Food Matters
Aug. 15
American Dad!: Seasons 1 to 4
To Kill a Mockingbird
Changing Seas: Seasons 3 to 6
Close Quarter Battle: Season 1
The New Frontier: Season 1
Top 10 Secrets and Mysteries: Season 1
Aug. 23
The Summer of Sangaile
Aug. 24
Gun Woman
Aug. 25
October Gale
Paratodos
The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq
Aug. 28
Revenge: Seasons 1 to 4
Aug. 30
The League: Seasons 1 to 7
Aug. 31
Space Warriors .
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Wow taking away the league? Fuck Netflix
Right at the start of football season too. What the hell.
Blame Fox/FX wanting to move all their shows to Hulu.
I thought we as a society had given up on HULU
American Dad and The League being removed just ruined my day.
I’m so sad
Can’t wait for holes. Shias best role, imo
probably not your favorite “movie” of holes
Who wants to get some beers and takeout and take down the defenders the night of the 19th.
I’m really hoping this show has as little Danny Rand as possible.
I really hate him, and I can’t tell if it’s the actor or the character that I caused my dislike.
Finn Jones is an alright actor, he was solid as Ser Loras Tyrell. The character, the pacing, the focus on literally everything that wasn’t Iron Fist was the problem with that series.
They’re removing so many good things and not replacing them with anything good! Why God why?
Wiki wiki Wild Wild West
Netflix is basically saying “we’ll take away your favorite shows, what the fuck are you gonna do about it? Go to Hulu? WE OWN YOU”