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Ah, spring has sprung. Or as I call it, raging allergy season. Given that being outside for any small amount of time sends me into unending sneezing fits, I’m happy that Netflix isn’t letting spring fever affect their list of May offerings. I mean, is there such a thing as watching Forrest Gump too many times? I think not. Plus, there are tons of new originals on the docket, like the third season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and a new standup special from Sarah Silverman. Maybe seasonal allergies are really a blessing in disguise?
Coming To Netflix in May 2017
5/1/17
American Experience: The Big Burn (2014)
American Experience: The Boys of ’36 (2017)
Anvil! The Story of Anvil (2008)
Blood on the Mountain (2016)
Chaahat (1996)
Chocolat (2000)
Decanted (2016)
Don’t Think Twice (2016)
Drifter (2017)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Happy Feet (2006)
In the Shadow of Iris — NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
Love (2015)
Losing Sight of Shore (2017)
Malibu’s Most Wanted (2003)
Nerdland (2016)
Raja Hindustani (1996)
Richard Pryor: Icon (2014)
Under Arrest: Season 5 (2016)
5/2/17
Bodyguards: Secret Lives from the Watchtower (2016)
Hija De La Laguna (2015)
Maria Bamford: Old Baby — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Two Lovers and a Bear (2016)
5/5/17
Chelsea: Season 2 (streaming every Friday) — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie — NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
Kazoops!: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Sense8: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Simplemente Manu NNa — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Spirit: Riding Free: Season 1 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Last Kingdom: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Mars Generation — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
5/6/17
Cold War 2 (2016)
When the Bough Breaks (2017)
5/7/17
LoveTrue (2016)
Stake Land II (2016)
The Host (2013)
5/8/17
Beyond the Gates (2016)
5/9/17
Hunter Gatherer (2016)
Norm Macdonald: Hitler’s Dog, Gossip & Trickery — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Queen of the South: Season 1 (2016)
All We Had (2016)
5/10/17
El apóstata (2015)
The Adventure Club (2016)
5/11/17
Switched at Birth: Season 5 (2017)
The Fosters: Season 4 (2016)
5/12/17
All Hail King Julien: Exiled: Season 1 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Anne with an E: Season 1 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Get Me Roger Stone — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Master of None: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Mindhorn — NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
Sahara — NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
5/15/17
Command and Control (2016)
Cave (2016)
Lovesong (2016)
Sherlock: Series 4 (2016)
The Intent (2016)
5/16/17
Tracy Morgan: Staying Alive — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Break-Up (2006)
The Place Beyond the Pines (2012)
5/18/17
Royal Pains: Season 8 (2016)
Riverdale: Season 1 (2016)
5/19/17
BLAME! — NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
Laerte-se — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Keepers: Season 1 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
5/21/17
What’s With Wheat (2017)
5/22/17
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
They Call Us Monsters (2017)
5/23/17
Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Dig Two Graves (2014)
5/24/17
Southpaw (2015)
5/26/17
Believe (2016)
Bloodline: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
I am Jane Doe (2017)
Joshua: Teenager vs. Superpower — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
War Machine — NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
5/28/17
Bunk’d: Season 2 (2016)
5/29/17
Forever Pure (2016)
A New High (2015)
5/30/17
F is for Family: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
House of Cards: Season 5 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Doctor Strange (2016)
Masterminds
Sarah Silverman A Speck of Dust — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
On the flipside, there isn’t a ton of great stuff leaving this month. I’m a little bit heartbroken over Step Up and Grosse Point Blank, but given that I’ve pretty much memorized all of Channing’s dance routines from the former, I think I’ll be ok.
Leaving Netflix in May 2017
5/1/17
11 Blocks
Alfie
Bang Bang!
Black Mamba: Kiss of Death
Cujo
Doomsdays
Fantastic Four
FernGully 2: The Magical Rescue
Flicka: Country Pride
Garfield’s Fun Fest
Invincible
Jetsons: The Movie
Jurassic Park III
Jurassic Park
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Paulie
Samurai Headhunters
Stephen King’s Thinner
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie
The Doors
The Real Beauty and the Beast
The Seven Dwarfs of Auschwitz
The Sons of Katie Elder
The Wedding Planner
Things We Lost in the Fire
To Catch a Thief
Treblinka: Hitler’s Killing Machine
Truly Strange
Turf War: Lions and Hippos
Van Wilder: Freshman Year
Venom Islands
World War II Spy School
5/2/17
Good Luck Charlie: Seasons 1 – 4
Kickin’ It: Seasons 1 – 3
Scrubs: Seasons 1 – 9
5/5/17
Amapola
Flubber
Grosse Pointe Blank
The Recruit
What About Bob?
5/7/17
American Dad!: Season 7
Bob’s Burgers: Season 2
5/11/17
American Dad!: Season 8
5/15/17
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown: Seasons 1 – 5
5/17/17
American Dad!: Seasons 9 & 10
5/19/17
Step Up
5/26/17
Graceland: Seasons 1 – 3
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Still pissed they took off Bob’s Burgers
The worst injustice perpetrated by Netflix ever
Bloodline season 3. House of Cards season 5. Lit
I’m hyped as FUCK for house of cards
Sad they’re dumping scrubs /: I haven’t heard of the majority of shows/movies being added.
I’ll share my dvd’s with you, you can permanently own the season 9 one if you want I’ve never used it.
Haha season 9 is garbage, don’t even try.
My naive hope is that they’re removing Scrubs to give them time to add back the original soundtrack and not the royalty-free nonsense they had for streaming.
Chocolat is a masterpiece. Watch it with a glass of Cabernet and light some candles. You’re welcome.
RT RT RT
Parts Unknown, Scrubs, n Bob’s goin make me blue. At least we gettin B-Rad from Malibu.
If you guys haven’t seen the new mystery science theater yet do yourself a favor and watch it.
So good. I dread the day when I finish it.
Hell yeah, they also have the original show on there as well which is pure gold.
Losing that many American Dad seasons is a damn shame.
Bummed about Parts Unknown. That’s my go-to when I eat chips & salsa and get hammered by myself on my couch.
I like to pair my beer selection with the corresponding continent that Tony visits
Fuck, we’re losing Jurassic Park. Got binge watch that shit. Then, I’m prepping myself for “All Hail King Julien.”
I’m thrilled at the thought of seeing Inglorious Basterds again.