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Oh man. Summer is nearly here. You can tell from the influx of people around the office beginning conversations by saying, “Oh man, can you believe summer is nearly here?”
Now is about the time when you begin planning out your epic throwdowns. It’s going to be awesome! You’re going to have a blast… kind of. This fall, when you look back on the summer, you’ll realize the summer wasn’t all you had planned.
Here is a look at the summer you have planned versus the summer that will actually happen.
Remember when we used to get Friday Dime Bags instead of this crap? Man, I miss you Bri Guy.
Your parents make you split the bill? Harsh.
Wishing divorce within 2 years upon the couple who had a wedding on a Wednesday.
I could use a wedding to liven up my Wednesdays…
Cool story.
Even the vacations we do manage to take suck compared to the all day ragers of the undergrad years. I end up “pacing myself” and having to take a nap around 5pm just to make it out to the bars that night. PGP.
I get irrationally pissed off when people use BBQ to refer to a standard cookout.
At least we still have Flag Day…