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Some days, I just go to Thought Catalog and read the headlines. I’ll sit there for pages and pages just soaking in the amazingness that is Thought Catalog headlines. And much like any site on the entire internet, there’s a format and brand that each headline adheres to. On one side of the spectrum, you have your Deadspins and your Gawkers, while on the other side you have your BuzzFeeds and your Thought Catalogs. Love ’em or hate ’em, you’re probably reading ’em.
So without further ado, here are 17 Thought Catalog headlines that describe my (and your) hangover.
I Drank From 2 P.M. Until 2 A.M. And This Is What Happened
Some experiences change you forever.
10 Reasons You Should Not Look Through Your Texts From The Night Before
Confronting those realities won’t make them go away.
What You Should Order For Brunch, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Capricorns are incredibly passionate about their Eggs Benedict.
An Open Letter To The Bouncer Who Kicked Me Out
Our conflict made me the person I am today, so all I have to say to you is ‘thank you.’
What Your Personality Type Says About What Kind Of Drunk You Are
You won’t believe the difference between ESTPs and INTJs.
Here’s Everything You Need To Know About The Sit-Down Shower I Took Today
I came out of this journey a better person – inside and out.
50 Insanely Disturbing Photos You Didn’t Realize Were On Your Photostream Until You Tried To Instagram Your Acai Bowl
Unlike you, your iPhone never forgets.
Do I Need To Puke Or Shit: A Memoir
The choice I made had repurcussions I never thought imaginable.
17 Weird-Ass Stories Your Friends Told You About The Night Before That Freak You The F*ck Out
Unfortunately, your friends remember, like, everything.
Read This If Your Hangover Is Forcing You To Consider Changing Careers
Sometimes the best decisions are made when your back is against the wall.
11 Subtle Ways My Body Is Telling Me “Hey, Maybe Consider Not Drinking Yourself Into Oblivion Every Weekend”
Your hand is shaking for a reason.
What Puking In The Shower Taught Me About Life
The story of how regurgitated Dominos changed me forever.
117 Thoughts That Go Through Your Head While Trying To Figure Out What To Watch On Netflix
“Gossip Girl for the millionth time? Don’t mind if I do.”
You Don’t Really Have Sunday Scaries Unless You’ve Achieved These 18 Benchmarks
If you haven’t listened to Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill at least twice, you can’t claim that you have anxiety.
35 Postmates Orders Only ESTPs Will Have
There’s a reason behind your craving for In-N-Out fries.
Why Not Getting Out Of Bed May Be The Best Thing You’ll Do For Yourself All Day
No one will tell you this, but you deserve it.
To The Guy In The Group Who Decided A Round Of Fireball Shots Were Necessary Last Night, Thank You
When you are so intoxicated, the best decisions you’ll ever make are the decisions that come from the heart.
10 Good Reasons Not To Check Your Bank Account Today
Ignorance is bliss.
44 Hangover Cures For People Born In The Wrong Decade
Audrey Hepburn didn’t have the luxury of Favor, did she? .
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Will
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Oh gosh, a sit down shower. That’s when you know you’re really struggling. Committed to a shower but changed mind you wanted a bath.
Everything I wanted and more.