My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.
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My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.
Dagger bro…
The sad thing is that I’m fearful my bf wrote this about me. PGP.
That’s why I float by on being too ugly to wear a slutty costume ever. There’s no downhill.