Testosterone is a hormone. It’s what puts hair on a man’s chest. It’s the force behind his sex drive. A decrease in sex drive sometimes accompanies a drop in testosterone, leading many men to mistakenly believe that their lack of energy and loss of interest in sex is simply due to getting older. Fuck getting older. We’ll be with you every morning, bright and early, to max out your T. Wake up. You’ve got this.
The Texas Rattlesnake Is On Fire!
You know Stone Cold was hustling some dork down at the pool hall when he got the call.
Rise Up And Kick A Little Ass
This was me on the Fourth, and every day since. If you’re in sales, and you’re not warming up with this daily, you may need to find a new career.
It’s Almost Time
Why are they not putting mics everywhere that can pick all of this up? I’d pay money to watch every game like that. That’s how you redline T.
Billy Fuckin’ Squier
You know Billy pulled. You don’t go triple platinum in the eighties and not pull. He probably still pulls.
Bolts Of Lightning From His Ass
Offered without comment.
Now get out there, and close a deal..