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TIM
There are few better ways to boost your man-T than a primal grunt. Every office needs more grunting. Ladies, you’re welcome to join in with a Sharapova-esque forehand grunt.
Flop
So, so tight
Stiff
Nice try, dork.
Rage
First concert I attended was RATM in 1998. Wu-Tang Clan was supposed to be on the bill, but they dropped off the tour for some sketch reason. I think I got a contact high and turned into an obnoxious poser left wing activist. Got my edge back, though.
Go hard. .
Not trying to sound like a hater, but does anyone actually read these?
Not trying to sound like a hater, but shut up
Well that answered my question. I’ll take my lumps.