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Testosterone is a hormone. It’s what puts hair on a man’s chest. It’s the force behind his sex drive. A decrease in sex drive sometimes accompanies a drop in testosterone, leading many men to mistakenly believe that their lack of energy and loss of interest in sex is simply due to getting older. Fuck getting older. We’ll be with you every morning, bright and early, to max out your T. Wake up. You’ve got this.
Pain Heals
It’s Tuesday morning. Somehow, you feel worse than you did Monday morning. We can make it through this. Just remember that pain heals, or something like that.
Shameless
Still Not Sure How This Is Real
Go for it. Turn some heads out there.
Get Mad
Sometimes all your boss wants to see is a little more fire out of you.
Shred
Hope your face didn’t melt.
Go close. .
Gotta eventually include Rocco’s speech from Boondock Saints II
The only way to improve this Tuesday is to skip it and get straight to Wednesday. Fuck this shit.