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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING! HOW’D YOU SLEEP? NOBODY CARES! GOOD SLEEP, BAD SLEEP — IT DOESN’T MATTER! YOU’RE GOING TO BUST ASS TODAY EITHER WAY IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GLORY! OR YOU’LL JUST DIE A FAILURE! THIS IS THE REALITY WE ALL HAVE TO ACCEPT. EITHER WE GRIND TO SHINE, OR WE DON’T EAT. EITHER WE FIGHT TO LIVE, OR WE DIE LOSERS. GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW AND LOOK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SHOUT “I’M A FUCKING WARRIOR AND I CAME HERE TO GET PAID!” YELL THAT SHIT TWO OR THREE TIMES THEN COME BACK AND JAM THIS SONG AND YOU’LL BE ALL SET TO GET OUT THERE AND CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD TODAY. LET’S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOO.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Honest question, Ross. How many hours a day do you sleep? Like 4?
Money never sleeps.
Lately I’ve been spending a lot of time slaughtering robot dinosaurs late night so like 5.
C’mon guys, he can have it set up the night before where the website automatically posts this stuff in the morning. You gotta start thinking for yourself
Stay woke, guys. The illuminati has already set up and scheduled our lives to their agenda lol
Just let us have one nice thing, just one
Uhhhh no, excuse me sir but I set my alarm for 4am every day to wake up and make a fresh pot of coffee and publish my thoughts.
No way! That’s incredible, out of all the things I didn’t know were possible in 2017, this is definitely the most amazing.
Playing N64 games in class with the seniors. Kicking their asses at Super Smash Bros. Gonna kill them at Mario Kart tomorrow. All of your post grad support (PGS) would be amazing.
I believe in you Jesus.
I’m in the final 3
We really doin this today!!!! Pre workout got me ready to run through a wall. Post workout cold brew + protein gonna put me in outer space.
Atta boy Dave. Eye of the fucking tiger!
Beat traffic, got in early, found some real estate in the fridge for my lunch, 0 new emails, got a hot date, Spurs tonight, GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.
I absolutely despise everything about the NBA but I feel like as a good Houstonian I have to let you know that the Rockets are better than the Spurs. Have a blessed day my man.
Had a dream last night I broke the all-time “Jeopardy!” scoring record. Woke up still broke and still needing to grind today. Let’s make today count, family.
I shouted “I’m a fucking warrior” at the mirror two or three times and now people are staring. I say let them. Let them see what a fucking closer looks like. LET’S GOOOOO!
well the penguins sure f’d up last night. i woke up hoping it was a dream, but it was more like a nightmare lol. now it’s time for coffee.
Your photo of Kessel in a Leafs jersey but support for the Penguins confuses me.
Also, Crosby is the most overrated player of all time. Have a blessed Tuesday
Hard to call a guy overrated with all the hardware he has….
Just him? Or the is it the team with the wins? I’m not saying he isn’t great, but he’s extremely overrated for what he is/does
Devils fan here… what he is/does = put up north of 1.3 points per game over a stellar career, compete for Art Ross/Rocket Richard trophies annually, and win championships. How can that be overrated
i like this phil pic because he was so grumpy when he was on the leafs.
i won’t even get into a discussion about crosby being overrated because that’s simply just not a true statement.
Finally, I was able to wrap my cold, dead hands around this nitro brew. I think I’m going to start an addiction clinic for people who love coffee too much and the majority of the proceeds will go to coffee plantations so they can make more coffee and increase our membership to the clinic so that we can expand and gain spheres of influences until we surpass the influence levels of Christianity then I want to create another morning staple to create competition and the illusion of free choice so that the lemmings can divide themselves and kill each other all in the name of ego and I’ll just watch as I gain all the money from funding both sides of the operation. (Don’t worry, this business model is def not happening in real life at all)
We’re not lemmings! We’re woke! That’s why we took to the streets wearing pink vagina hats because our president said the word “pussy” twelve years ago. We sure showed them!
Last morning in my college town. Feels fucking weird…
3 weeks ’til this cast comes off and I can go back to work. I might kiss the bagel cart guy near my job on the mouth upon my return.