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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
HERE WE ARE AGAIN. EVERYONE SAID WE WOULDN’T MAKE IT TO TUESDAY, BUT WE FUCKING DID. SUCK IT, HATERS. GOD THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN SHAKING YOUR DICK AND BALLS AND/OR VAGINA AND BREASTSESSES AT THE HATERS AND LOSERS WHILE YOU PASS THEM ON THE WAY TO THE TOP. WHAT A RUSH. NOW LET’S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS. FUCK I LOVE THAT SAYING. BRASS TACKS. I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM OR WHAT IT MEANS BUT I LOVE IT. LET’S TALK TURKEY. GET THE MONEY, DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS Y’ALL. I FORGET WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT, BUT WHAT’S IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU CRUSH BUSINESS TODAY. CRUSH BUSINESS, CLOSE DEALS, CHUG COFFEE, AND FORNICATE FREQUENTLY. BOLEN OUT.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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2 1/2 MONTHS INTO THE NEW JOB AND GOING TO CLOSE A DEAL THIS AFTERNOON THAT EQUALS HALF MY QUOTA FOR THE YEAR. PLEASE SEND SOME GOOD VIBES TO YA BOY.
Go get ’em crocket
Remember the Alamo!
Must be nice.
17 interviews today after a night at the Stockyards. This should go well.
This might be a column worthy day. Good luck amigo
Maybe space those out. Don’t mention that scheduling isn’t a strength in your interviews.
I’m the one doing the interviewing. Hoping the candidates don’t recognize the exhaustion in my face.
Do they move up the candidate list if they are as equally hung over as you?
+5 for projectile vomiting into a trash can. Additional points can be available and are directly correlated based on the distance from the trash can they are.
Woke up thinking it was Friday or Saturday. Gonna be a tough Tuesday.
That is absolutely terrifying. I feel awful for you.
Had a legitimate 8 seconds yesterday mid afternoon when I thought it was Friday. That was the only thing worse than the morale building meeting I had to attend.
I woke up to fu King early this morning. Venti cold brew to power me through my first day back in the office after a long weekend. Martha better have the data I’ve been waiting two weeks for ready. If she doesn’t it’s going to get ugly.
I originally read that as Kung Fu and was intrigued as to how one wakes up to that in the morning.
My autocorrect is the worst
No, Martha is the worst
“Martha!?! Why did you say that name!!!!???”
Don’t worry y’all Martha delivered the data and I now have 3 days to process it and publish it before our big meeting Friday morning. Really glad she got it to me with so much extra time to get this done…
Not sure why they keep Martha.
My girlfriend got me a really nice candle. It says Ivy League on it so she knows my demographic really well. Harvard, Yale, Princeton, others…others I don’t know about. It smells wonderful and has a musky scent so it’s basically a mandle instead of a candle. Anyways, I lit it last night after getting home from the bar and fell asleep with it “on”? Good thing I have life insurance. The thing makes my corporate, uninspired life smell a little bit better and more bearable
Hmu if you need more
Are you a candle salesman? I’ll take all the mandles to hide the fact that I can’t grow a beard at 29
Can confirm. Nived has a baby face.
BOSS MIGHT ACTUALLY LET ME SPEAK DURING OUR CLIENT MEETING TODAY WOOOOOHOOOO
Be careful what you wish for.
I’m gonna go for a run and then hit the steam room for the heat shock proteins. Then going to crush this policy platform I’m helping to develop. The state is going to have so many STEM education grants they won’t know what to do with them. The environment is going to be so clean people will be dumping toxic chemicals for funsies. Healthcare will be so fucking good people will be too healthy and the population explodes and we l die of famine and lack of clean water. Let’s get it
Right on the cusp of an insane long weekend. Trying to close deals while I still have the mental capacity to do so. Coffee has a little extra kick this morning and I’m closing deals in the name of God and country. Have a blessed Tuesday everyone.
I AM SHAKING IN EXCITEMENT TO CASH CHECKS AND SNAP NECKS, ALTHOUGH I BLAME THE SHAKES ON PRE-WORKOUT
It’s moving week. I cut too much bubblewrap last night. Time to hit the brew hard and do it all over again tonight after crushing some spreadsheets.