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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS? IT’S TIME TO MAKE MONDAY WISH IT WAS NEVER BORN. BY THE TIME 5 O’CLOCK ROLLS AROUND YOU’RE GOINGT TO HAVE BEATEN THIS DAY DOWN SO BADLY THAT IT MIGHT BE THE LAST MONDAY WE EVER SEE ON THE CALENDAR. IT MIGHT REMOVE ITSELF ALTOGETHER AS A SQUARE ON THE CALENDAR. YOU’RE GOING TO DOMINATE THIS DAY LIKE A FAT KID DOMINATES BIRTHDAY CAKE. NO HALF MEASURES. I’M TALKING FULL-BLOWN ASS WHIPPING. TAKE MONDAY OUT BACK BEHIND THE WOODSHED AND GIVE IT A BLACK AND BLUE REMINDER THAT YOU’RE HERE AND YOU’RE NOT FUCKING AROUND. THE WEEKEND IS OVER, BITCH. IT’S CASH STACKING TIME AGAIN. DON’T TAKE IT EASY THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF THE DAY, GET IN A NICE HOUR AND A HALF LUNCH BREAK, AND THEN PICK IT UP IN THE SECOND HALF. FUCK THAT. LOSERS OPERATE THAT WAY. CRANK THE VOLUME UP TO 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOW. GET OUT THERE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOO.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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I lost a good chunk of my soul this weekend.
I gotchu fam.
Crushing some of the good stuff post workout. Can’t wait to read about all the shit our readers did this weekend, looking at you PGP beach house. Time to close deals y’all
Set up a second date with a lady I went out with Friday. I’d write an article about it but I’m probably just gonna tell Nived about it.
Yay!
Me and a half dozen internet friends created a movement this weekend #FPO #ourschtickissuperweirdman
#DownToClown
#FDO #DownToClown jk we went to church and prayed for our souls all weekend
#vonbrand #chainsmoking
I think I actually died this weekend. Less on the struggle bus than I thought I’d be today, tgod it doesn’t look like I’ll have to work.
First day on the job as a summer associate at a law firm. Time to down some coffee and start the corporate grind
Got a meeting with the issues research squad at 10. Divvying up duties and issues to research today I’m assuming. I’m going to the gym after that, and hitting the steam room. Goin to send out my resume after that. I’m on day 3 of no nicotine after about a week and a half of using the gum, and I’m irritable as fuck and constantly exhausted. But now I can look down upon smokers all snobby-like, so there are upsides I guess…
Shit, didn’t mean this as a comment.
THREE DAYS TIL VACAY. THREE DAYS TIL VACAY. THREE DAYS TIL VACAY. LETS DO THIS!
Have a big med school exam this morning. Then its smooth sailing till happy hour.
Good luck!
It’s the week of my bachelor party so I’m just taking it all in. Enjoying my coffee, the sun coming up, unwanted emails, and being able to work productively before I destroy my body and soul past the point of return. Have a blessed Monday everyone.
Had an exquisite weekend of good clean fun. No drugs, lots if family and friend time, went to a mall to buy a shirt from a respectable retailer (because face time is still important) I also did it to help our dying economy, I am now sitting in my cube pre-nitro brew getting time and I already want to go home. I fear that the urge to hang out with drugs is beginning to seep in due to the fact that this whole Office life thing utter garbage