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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
WELL, WELL, WELL IF IT ISN’T ANOTHER MONDAY. I HOPE YOU BALLED OUT THIS WEEKEND, BECAUSE DEAL CLOSING TIME IS UPON US ONCE AGAIN. YOU HAVE TO CHERISH THIS SHIT. YOU GOTTA LIVE FOR THE DAYS WHEN THE REST OF THE WORK WORLD IS FEELING SLUGGISH AND UNMOTIVATED BECAUSE A NEW WEEK HAS JUST BEGUN. GIVE YOURSELF A LEG UP ON ALL THESE SAD SAPS WITH POSITIVE ENERGY AND EVERLASTING STAMINA. IT’S A NEW MONTH, TOO. THE MONTH OF MAY, AS IN “YOU MAY STUCK PAPER TO THE GOD DAMN CEILING.” DO THE BULL DANCE. FEEL THE FLOW. GET OUT THERE AND CRUSH SKULLS.
WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP IT’S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Might have accidentally got drunk and slept with a friend’s ex over the weekend, gotta reevaluate all of my life choices while pretending to count shit today.
Congrats on the sex!
She got your ass. You’re better than that.
Start my brand new job today! Wish me luck!
GOOD LUCK. HERE’S A PIECE OF ADVICE: WALK INTO YOUR NEW OFFICE, SCAN THE PLACE FOR THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST LOOKING DUDE IN THE PLACE, WALK UP TO HIM AND HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH YOUR KEYBOARD. REALLY SET THE TONE.
PGPM
@ross followed that and need a new job
Go get ’em
Kill it live
Got a test on electrolytes today and I gotta tell ya, I’m sodium tired of studying! Ha! Eyes are also covered on the test but I don’t see myself making any puns about that.
Ya boy squeaked out a B so now I’m gonna drink ten thousand miller fuckin lites
Saw the red hot chili peppers last weekend. They were phenomenal live. Flea slapped some serious bass. Highly recommend seeing them if you get a chance.
Very jealous.
Saw them in Buffalo about 2 months ago, was the best show I’ve ever seen. You can buy the MP3’s of the show you saw on their website, BTW
Not a big RHCP guy, myself. Write a song with lyrics that actually make sense one time for me, cock sockers.
You’re just not doing the right drugs
It’s not drinking as long as you have more cups of coffee than beers
You’re better than this, Bolen.
Just found out they fired Carl so when I get off disability and back into work I’m 100% never speaking to anyone about anything non-work-related again.
I’m going to need a large CBC today kick it into gear this morning. 10 hours out on the water and in the sun really drained me. Worth it though. Let’s all crush this week so we can all drink way too much Bourbon this weekend while watching some horses race.
Woke up to snow in my yard, so there’s that. Supposed to be in the 70s by week’s end though
Tried out the new cold brew life last week. Not gonna knock it, just not for me. Back to the good stuff this morning and I can feel it in my loins. Let’s collectively kick May’s ass, DCO Nation. Have a blessed Monday everyone.
Studying for an exam tomorrow. Found the part to my cold brew maker, it’s now working again. I’m firing on all cylinders here. Now I just have to learn what I should have when I wasn’t going to class.
Same….minus finding a missing part to my cold brew. That didn’t happen.
Good luck and Godspeed Captain!
Co worker IMed me on skype and said I smell like alcohol and to eat a stick of gum