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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
FRIDAY IS HERE, BOYS AND GIRLS. WE WORKED OUR DICKS AND ASSES OFF ALL WEEK FOR THIS. TIME TO CLOSE ON A HIGH NOTE. THE FINISH LINE IS RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN SEE IT. YOU CAN SMELL IT. LET NO ONE STAND IN YOUR WAY AS YOU CHARGE TOWARD IT LIKE A RAGING BULL WITH A CAFFEINE ADDICTION. THIS IS YOUR FUCKING DAY. NOBODY CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU. CRASH THROUGH ALL OBSTACLES LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK OR JUGGERNAUT. WHEN IT IS ALL SAID AND DONE, AS YOU STAND VICTORIOUS ON THE MOUNTAINTOP, THE HATERS AND DOUBTERS WILL LOOK UP AT YOU IN AWE AND WONDER WHY THEY EVER QUESTIONED YOUR DOMINANCE. AS TOM HANKS ONCE SAID IN WORLD WAR II, “EARN THIS.” GIVE IT YOUR ALL AND MERE HOURS FROM NOW THE DRINKS WILL GO DOWN EVEN SMOOTHER, THE APPS WILL TASTE EVEN FRESHER, AND YOUR WEEKEND SLUMBER WILL COME EVEN EASIER.
FRIDAYS ARE FOR CLOSERS. NEVER FORGET THAT.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Got baller plans for the weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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6/8 on the NBA games last night. DCO hat on the way. It’s Friday and the boss is out of the office, going to have a few lunch beers.
Lunch beers?? You dirty dog, you
Coworker let slip yesterday that she thinks I’m “cheating” at work by drinking coffee. Don’t have the heart to break it to her that caffeine is probably the tamest PED going around the office. Sad!
You need to become her boss and then fire her ass. You don’t need that type of negativity in your life.
If drinking coffee is cheating, can I be disqualified from working?
Then quite literally 90% of adults in the US are cheating. She sounds like an insane person. Over/under 5 cats in her household.
I’m thinking she may be a closet Latter Day Saints person. She has family in Utah. Very suspicious
That makes sense as mormons don’t consume caffeine.
You don’t use PED’s General Chaos, you just win.
Negotiating a promotion today, the outcome of which will determine if I blackout on old crow or makers tonight
Username doesn’t check out, but good luck!
Boss is out of the office through May 8 and I’ve got a four day weekend come quitting time. May just have to take a late lunch, pop my head back in for an hour or so, and sneak out the back door come 3:30.
A man with a plan
Toes in the water, ass in the sand for a few days. Can already smell the salt air.
Happy Friday, Bill. Keep sipping that closer juice, because this long-time reader just made her first MO purchase. #DCO #conversion
Pulled in to the garage this morning at 0658 to a confrontation between two drivers. How does that even happen that early? I’m just happy for the free comedy and hoping for a reunion of the two parties on an awkward elevator ride at the end of the day.
I was in Vegas for work all week, today I’m back in the office and can only imagine what shit show awaits.
Annual performance review today. Gonna try to negotiate a raise, seeing as we’ve been working short staffed for 4 months and I’ve been doing 2 people’s jobs.
Half day of work today, strip club and vodka sodas later tonight. The best kind of Friday.
Hopefully bout to secure this new job and say fnck you to my current employer
Name checks out
Update: bout to be like Scarface in Half Baked, “fuck you I’m out.”