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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
OH YEAH BABY, IT’S GO TIME. CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT DOWN IN YOUR PLUMS? I SURE AS SHIT CAN. IT’S TUESDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS — CLOSING TIME. SET THOSE DEALS UP AND KNOCK ‘EM DOWN, FOLKS. GET YOUR ASS IN GRIND MODE AND SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE. HARNESS THE POWER OF POSITIVE VIBES AND LAY WASTE TO ALL WHO STAND IN YOUR PATH. YOU ARE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF SUCCESS AND NOT A MAN OR WOMAN ALIVE CAN KEEP YOU FROM THE CHEDDAR. YOU’RE LIKE A STARVING MOUSE WHO HAS BEEN ROAMING A RESTAURANT FOR SCRAPS OF CHEESE AFTER HOURS, BUT SOME IDIOT FORGOT TO CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR SO FEAST YOU MUST. FEAST LONG AND HARD. THE NAME OF THE GAME, MOVING THE MONEY FROM THE CLIENT’S POCKET TO YOUR POCKET.
TIME FOR YOU TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD. EVERY NEW BEGINNING COMES FROM SOME OTHER BEGINNING’S END.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Any special deals you plan on closing? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
I’ve had so much nitro brew already that I’m reading this in the fucking future. It’s 7/18 and I zoomed through the rest of April and thrift through May, June, and half of July via my superior caffeinated consciousness
That’s my birthday. Let me pound this nitro as well and I’ll meet you there
Fuck yeah dude. Happy birthday from the future!
FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT I OWE THE IRS $4700 OF RENT TO LIVE IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH. GOOD THING WE ARE CAPITALISTS BECAUSE I’LL BE CAPITALIZING ALL DAY. I’M CURRENTLY MAKING BULLETPROOF TEA TO MAKE MY ASCENT TO BECOMING THE GOD OF CLOSING. TIME TO BREAK NECKS AND CASH CHECKS, BOYS
Top of the morning to ya, Billy.
It’s my dad’s birthday. Grabbed a cold brew on the way in and gave him a call on my ride into the office. He was grateful, before telling me “Brandon Dubinsky is an asswipe” and “don’t fucking jinx me with a call before my pregame nap. You know I’m superstitious”.
Happy birthday, Old Timer. Never change.
your dad knows what’s up lol
Got your broom ready, Phil?
Overdid it on the coffee Sunday evening to prevent Easter dinner food coma during the following 3 hour drive, which led to zero sleep and really overdoing it yesterday trying not to be a useless suck at work (still was). Going to throttle it back today and hopefully get back to baseline. Lesson to the kids: the brew is a beast, and if you tangle with the beast, you’ll get the horns. Coffee on, gang.
Big interview today. Two cups away from terminal caffeine intake, then taking the foot off the gas to reach that perfect point of on edge but not jittery by showtime.
Good luck! Listen to your favorite music on the drive in. You’ll do great!
I’m going to be speaking on my very first industry panel discussion today! Can’t wait to drop some words of wisdom.
Pepper in the phrase “live free or die” randomly here and there. Executives love that shit
Put my two weeks in, and just coasting now!
I think my dream is to be able to fly into my personal South American airport and hop into a topless Bronco to go monitor my coffee plantation
I needed this after the end of What’s for Dinner. I was worried you were next, Billy. It’s a rainy day in Houston but not even that can keep me down. I’m feeling like a caged lion after my first cup and I’m ready to close the shit out of some deals today. Have a blessed Tuesday everyone